【she had some trouble with herself

PREEMPTIVE RELATIONSHIP MEME

Here is how it works. Today is October 22nd. I am posting a relationship meme. The catch is, you have to comment to it asking about a relationship we don't have yet. Either the characters haven't threaded or they've threaded like once.

On November 22nd I will reply to the meme. That means we have a month to try and actually create that relationship. THIS POST IS LIKE MY VOW THAT I WILL THREAD WITH YOU, SOMEHOW, IN THE NEXT MONTH, MORE THAN ONCE. Obviously sometimes characters don't click and that's cool! We can move on! But the attempt will be made, and then a month from today you'll have a relationship meme response waiting for you. :)

I play:

Tohru - mild-mannered high school crossdresser who wants your happiness.
Gakuto - rich bitch tennis playing brat who wants to ~reach the sky~.
Lockon Stratos - freedom fighter Gundam pilot with a brother complex.
Yuuto - tsundere Kamen Rider who loves stars and spurning your attempts at friendship.
Mari - friendly hobo with no patience for bullshit and dreams of being a beautician.

Doing this on a journal other than Tohru's since the last meme is too recent. :|d

I haven't talked to either of you yet, but Takumi said we should open a post to your team.

Age: 16

Height: 162 cm

Weight: 40 kg

Medical Info: Okay, let's see how I can explain this. ( SPOILERS )

Eyes: Brown.

Hair: Brown.

Physical traits: She's tiny, although still taller than Gakuto. She dresses in sweaters, shirts and pants most of the time. I think there is only one instance in canon in which she wears a dress, and she is made to do it. She has dimples when she smiles!

What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Uhhh, pretty much anything. I'll roll with the punches. As long as you don't tell her she's fictional, I'm okay.

Abilities: Nagging, driving a motorbike, doing your hair. She has a mean right hook and is a force to be reckoned with when equipped with a slipper or a cleaning iron. In case of danger, she can call someone on her cellphone who can help. Please, don't fall over yourselves with admiration and awe.

Notes for the Psychics: I can't really sum this up. Check with me if we're threading and you want a reading on her. She doesn't have mental barriers or anything.

Generally positive interaction (hugs/kisses/body contact): Here it helps to check for Mari's reactions. If she braces herself and tries to make herself look tinier than she is, if she makes D8 faces . . . then she's not enjoying it. If she smiles and touches her hair and acts happily embarrassed, go ahead.

Generally negative interaction (spit on/step on/pulling his hair/idk): She'll drive you insane with nagging! Which means, totally cool here.

Maim/Murder/Death: Maiming is okay, but because of spoilers, I'd rather pass on the death.

Cooking: She's good at it, although she only knows a handful of recipes. WE'RE HAVING CURRY AGAIN TONIGHT, BITCHES.

Please vote in my poll, which I made with my own two hands!

Uhm, I know some of these are terrible. But I like the expression. But I can't fix them any further aughhhhhhh. If there's not an option that wouldn't make you barf on sight in all of the questions, then. Comment and tell me so?! I will cry and deal and not upload an icon for said expression.

Poll #1425166 Faiz hates me ;A;
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 17

CHOOSE ONE. The one that looks less like ass to you. I-I know it's hard.

GOOD ENOUGH: Y/N

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE

Multiple choice.

Character: Sonoda Mari
Series: Kamen Rider 555
Character Age: 16
Canon: In an admirable effort to produce the closest thing to Darwin's worst nightmare, the next step in the evolution of humans in the world of Kamen Rider 555 is the Orphnochs. Some can fly, others have an enhanced sense of smell and there are those with two sets of legs, but the one thing they all have in common is their monster-like good looks. An Evil Organization™ by the name of Smart Brain is tracking down all these advanced humans and gently guiding them through the use of threats into attacking regular humans for fun, profit, and more Orphnochs. And they'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for the former chief of Smart Brain sending henshin belts to three of his many adopted children.

Sonoda Mari is one of these children. Despite her age, Mari is fairly independent and has no desire to be a hero. Upon receiving the transforming belt, she sets out to Tokyo to give it back to her father. After she arrives in Tokyo, she starts working in a dry cleaning business, along with one of her friends, Keitaro. While Mari isn't an ill-spirited person in the least, she finds Keitaro's heroic dreams impractical and rather troublesome. She's also impatient and doesn't like people to waste her time. If they do, she'll loudly tell them how to shape up. It's tough love, really. Yet Mari isn't without good traits—she believes in the good of her friends, even when there's overwhelming proof to the contrary; this has occasionally backfired on her. She enjoys gossiping about boys and her dream is to be a beautician.

Sample Post:

Okay, that's it. I know I told Keitaro that I'd drive straight to the address and make the delivery, but I don't think I'm in Tokyo anymore. The English names were a big clue, but it was those orange signs with skulls and crossed bones all over the fences that definitely did it. I'd let it pass as long as the fences weren't torn down and rusting through. I know Keitaro wants to help everyone, but this is a bit too much! Who'd need their whites cleaned in here? If anything, they should stock on cargo patterns to hide from whoever's moaning like that. He couldn't pay me enough to do this. As it is, most people wouldn't think "free food and board" is a good salary.

I guess he'll get upset if I don't do it, so let's take a look at the address again. "Mr. and Mrs. Toucan, Treehouse of Terror #13, Camp Fuck You Die." See, I was right. With a last name like that, they can't be Japanese. Now, if I could only make out the shape of a treehouse in the moonlight, I could be done and home with enough time to take down those posters saying, "We deliver even to the gates of Hell in less than 3 hours, or your money back!" They're really not meant to be taken literally!

Oh, here it is! I'll just ring the doorbell and—hAHH! What are you doing hanging out here at this hour?! This is no time for baby toucans to be curling up all the way down on the ground. You could scare somebody! Somebody besides me! Look, look! I dropped the bags and now they're all dirty. That's your fault! No, don't give me the excuse that you fell from the nest and can't fly back. I've already wasted a lot of time and I'm not going to stay here for you. So, come on, spread your wings and I'll lift you up. Do it before I change my mind!

See, that's much better. Your parents are already coming out to welcome you back in. I've never met a family of birds before; seeing this though, I can tell they're good people too. —Oh, no! What are you doing, Mrs. Toucan? Don't peck and push so hard! Stop, you're hurting me! Why, why did you do it? Maybe I shouldn't have held your baby? Maybe you don't like the smell of mud? Whatever it is, you can talk like me! So that's why I know you can understand me. And that's why I still believe that inside, you're just like a human.

Fine. Even better than one, since you have psychic senses. Still, I don't think that because we're dry cleaners, I should learn about brainwashing. Thanks for the offer, but you don't have to teach me a lesson. I said, no . . . !

. . . Toucans, good. Humans, bad.

(( voting was here! 45 IN, 3 OUT. 93.8% ))